Ever Seen Catch-22?

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
12/09/2018 at 14:13 • Filed to: None

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I’m installing some know-to-be-defective equipment, so that the work order it’s on can be completed, which will trigger a work order for me to drive out into the middle of nowhere, Make a note that they never worked in the first place, which will trigger a work order for me to again drive out and replace the devices I didn’t install in the first place because they never worked. But I have to install these 24 volt lumps of failure in order to not have to install them at all. Make sense? It better not. If it does I can get you a great deal on chocolate covered cotton. I can’t name the Multinational soulless con glomerate that keeps hiring me, but it’s a MAJOR one.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 14:25

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Also Best Garfunkel Movie!


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 14:44

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Agreed. Carnal Knowledge is overrated.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
12/09/2018 at 14:49

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he was in that?  (dirty Ann Margret movie right?)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 15:22

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Yes, with Jack Nicholson and Candice Bergen. Garfunkel was Bergen’s husband.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 15:46

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I haven’t seen the movie, but I’ve read the book - great book, not a great way to make a living though...


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > WilliamsSW
12/09/2018 at 19:25

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Get paid just to show up, I just have philosop hical objections to general pointlessness. getting paid 4 times to not do something eases the pain though. 


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
12/09/2018 at 19:28

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Before my time, and probably not that dirty. 9 1/2 weeks was our benchmark and it’s probably pretty tame these days.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 19:49

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Haven’t seen the movie or read the book , the band is pretty sweet though.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 19:51

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Honestly, it was before my time too as I’m GenX not a Boomer. I saw it at some point and just remember thinking that every main character was unlikable and I’ve had zero desire to watch it again.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
12/09/2018 at 20:01

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I think I’m an x.5,   undefined late 70's generation.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 20:03

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I was born in 65 so that makes me the oldest of the Xers.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
12/09/2018 at 20:06

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1978, I remember rotary phones, and when the phone had it’s own table.


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12/09/2018 at 20:07

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We were too young to be xers at the time but that’s where we were lumped in. 


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12/09/2018 at 20:26

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turns out I’m an “Oregon Trail”


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 21:16

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I know the pain the catch-22s I see at work are not this bad. I just facepalm and cry and think no wonder healthcare is so expensive and remember I am in $5k of medical debt.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/09/2018 at 21:20

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I played Oregon Trail too and we had a rotory phone because it was free from someone. I'm actually a millenial. The biggest generation defining moment for me was the recession of 2008-2011.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > punkgoose17
12/09/2018 at 22:01

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I think the fact that I first voted and saw the internet around the same time puts me with the “ olds” .  We  were teenagers during the 90s and I think more defined by exclusion from the gen x  and millenial generations.  Kind of “Defined as the gray area” or floating generation, because we can fake it at both ends.  I didn’t get a phone myself until maybe 5 year s ago, but my dad’s uniden “car phone” mounted in the trunk and had a battery the size of a VHS tape, which I also remember, as I remember most things before the late 90s.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > tromoly
12/09/2018 at 22:11

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the world needs more horns.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/10/2018 at 11:52

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I hope that doesn’t mean you died of dysentery.    


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
12/10/2018 at 16:13

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I didn’t.  I Did notice the “died of dysentery” T shirt entering the zeitgeist,  and thinking to myself that a very narrow age range would get that joke. 


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
12/10/2018 at 16:14

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on that subject, I once saw a t-shirt featuring the “other” dukes of hazzard.  Do you think that was ironic or just a mistake?